Don't Panic

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

Every minute of every day.

This.

"…you never know when someone is going to stop by and jizz on your house." - The Oatmeal

Truer words have never been uttered. Ever.

This. Is. Awesome.

johnofthedingus:

This is actually how I remember them, except for the Ice - Ground shit.
I still don’t understand how Poison and Steel beat Fairy though.

Steel (iron) beats Fairy (Fae) because Patrick Rothfuss fucking said so. Kvothe is a goddamn Pokémon master.

johnofthedingus:

This is actually how I remember them, except for the Ice - Ground shit.

I still don’t understand how Poison and Steel beat Fairy though.

Steel (iron) beats Fairy (Fae) because Patrick Rothfuss fucking said so. Kvothe is a goddamn Pokémon master.

i feel really weird right now

wilwheaton:

BLOG: i feel really weird right now

This morning, I took my dogs out into my backyard, and watched them run around. A warm, almost hot Santa Ana wind blew leaves off the trees, and the dogs kept stopping to smell whatever mysteries the wind brought with it.

About 18 hours ago, I walked to center ice at Staples Center with Bob Miller and Jim Fox, and threw a pie into Greg Wyshynski’s face.

I know that doesn’t mean much to most of…

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So nice to see good things come to good people who do good things.

OMG watching my 5-year-old daughter killing it on Monument Valley is one of the proudest moments of my life

OMG watching my 5-year-old daughter killing it on Monument Valley is one of the proudest moments of my life

Me neither!

"I don’t want to go to the tentacle garden!"

- my daughter, expressing her displeasure at the mention of the Botanical Garden

Or maybe I am out if the loop. Either way, I don’t ever want to go to that place 😬

Holy crap I saw this just the other day and felt really terrible for some unknown reason. Now I know why. It’s like the day you’re consistently no longer carded for ordering alcohol.